Denise and I returned Sunday evening from a weekend in Venice, the sparkling city on the water. Venice truly is exactly the conjured image: a city nestled among the Adriatic sea, loads of boats bustling by, buildings stacked towards the heavens. However the tranquil, romantic view of Venice isn’t exactly true. The place is swarming with tourists, only outnumbered by the amount of pigeons. Venice is so filled with tourists that the locals blame us for the continued sinking of the city (it sinks an inch every 10 years). In the busiest of times, pictures have been taken of people having to jump over puddles and tiny streams caused by the overflow of water onto the land. So though I enjoyed Venice, it takes a very determined person to navigate the streets of Venezia and deal with the crazy, tourist lifestyle.
And so begins our Venetian vacation:
We arrived on Friday evening after a very, very….very long bus ride. It began at 7:15 a.m. at the train station. Nise and I were 10 minutes late and we booked it across the city. Fastest I have ever walked in my life. I truly am coming to loathe the walk from our apartment to Santa Maria Novella Stazione. Instead of taking a high-speed rail to Venice, which would get us there in reasonable time, we decided to take a bus and stop in the town of Ravenna on the way.
Ravenna is officially my least favorite city in Italy.
It’s not the fact that Ravenna isn’t a pretty place. It is. It is filled with churches with some of the world’s most renowned mosaics. However, we had to pay $7.50 euro to actually see them, which was the first thing that annoyed all of us. Second, the churches are spread out all over this flat, large city and the maps we were given were terrible. Third, they gave us a whole flipping four hours to do this. Four hours is way too much time in a city with no drinking fountains on the hottest weekend in Italy. The most enjoyable thing about this particular excursion was the fact that we were able to rent free bikes and ride around town.
So after a long 3 hour bus ride to Ravenna and another very hot four hours walking around , we crammed back onto the bus for yet another 2.5 hour ride to Venice. The air wasn’t working correctly and the bus was a hot, sticky mess. The closer we got to the water the more humid and miserable the ride became. I tried to sleep to forget the discomfort, but I would wake up every ten minutes feeling absolutely disgusting. By the time we got to Venice, it felt like we had been traveling for two days, but I was so happy to finally see that damn city! Though the waters of Venice are an unappetizing green, I wanted to throw myself in (who cares about the debris and bacteria floating in there already, it’s damn hot).
We got onto our first water bus and lucky for us we hit the 5 o’clock rush hour. If I thought the busses in Rome were bad, they have absolutely nothing on the water busses of Venice. The people running them are bitter, mean people. The bus itself is crowded full of sticky, smelly people who step on your feet and generally violate your personal space. It’s your worst nightmare, really.
Naturally, we caught the wrong boat and had to change onto another sweaty bus to get to “Accademia,” where our hotel was located. When we walked through the doors of our hotel we were greeted with the sweet crispness of air conditioning. I have never felt more love for a silly invention. Had only 30 minutes to take a quick shower before our group dinner, so Nise and I rushed up to our second floor room, which was hilarious. It is ridiculously Venetian: red, gold and gaudy with lots of velvet drapery. Our honeymoon suite, if you will. We even had a huge bed for the both of us. Very romantic.
Quickly rinsed and went off to brave another bus into St. Marco’s Square for dinner. Had a fabulous three-course dinner at a restaurant right off the water, with the best tiramisu I have ever had. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. After dinner we took a stroll in the square and then headed over to Piazza Margherita for a couple drinks. Loads of people were milling about, drinking and chatting. It was a lot of fun, but I was overcome with exhaustion pretty quickly. We decided to take the streets this time, not wanting to deal with the water bus. We were able to navigate our way back pretty easily, though I can definitely see how people could get lost here (it’s like a maze, you can’t see over the tall buildings.) When we got home I took a shower and immediately our room floodedL Just decided to go to bed and deal with it in the morning.
Saturday
Thank God we set an alarm because the 7:30 a.m. wake-up call we were promised never came to us in “marshland.” We scrambled to get ready (all while avoiding the puddles in our room and avoiding the mold we had found in a corner). After breakfast we were moved to a much better room, with a bigger shower and no mold. Perfecto.
The rest of the day was a whirlwind. We first hopped on a water bus to take a walking tour of St. Mark’s Square. By the time that was done, I was already sweaty and uncomfortable. The humidity was terrible since we were so close to the water. Our guide was a funny Venetian man, a bit of a sleaze, but funny. Walked through a bit of the “Rodeo Drive” of Venice, which was interesting. After the tour, Melissa, Senya (our professor), Denise and I walked through St. Mark’s basilica. The whole church is done in mosaic with real gold pieces. Even without lighting, the church sparkles of its own accord. Truly gorgeous. We spent some Euros to climb to the top of the church, giving us a nice close-up of the ceiling mosaics and the perfect view of the oceans outside. Much different than the crowded, sweltering square below. Up there you could really appreciate the beauty of the island.
After St. Marks, we grabbed some Paninis and pizza, and sat on a bridge in some shade. Made all the difference for me. Then it was back to sightseeing. We went to the Doge’s palace, the ancient leader of the Venice. The building itself was very ornate with hundreds of columns and statues. We cruised through the rooms and displays, including the prisons below. We even got to cross the bridge of sighs: known as the bridge where prisoners caught their last glimpse of Venice as they were led to there hanging in St. Marco’s Square. We went back to the hotel, grabbed some water, was brought back to my feet by a rousing speech from Denise, and off to the Guggenheim Museum, home to modern art exhibits. Though I am not a huge fan of modern art, I really did enjoy some of the pieces there, which included some Pablo PicassoJ
After the most wonderful nap, we went to an even more fabulous place for dinner. Our table was right on one of the canals. We sipped wine and splurged on expensive cuisine: risotto di scampi, a type of rice pasta with shrimp. I could eat that every day for the rest of my life, it was that good. We then walked around and got some gelato. While walking around, we caught word of a fireworks showing taking place that night. Apparently a festival was being held to celebrate the end of the black plague, which was fascinating given that it tied in perfectly with the history we have been learning in class. We went out to find a spot to watch the show to find the streets and canals crammed for the occasion. Party boats were twinkling everywhere. The show began at 11:30 and it was the most intense firework show I have ever seen. The fireworks were huge and the noise echoed so loudly off the buildings (naturally, hearing that first boom was enough to remind me to cover my ears). The buildings and canal sparkled with eah explosion, lighting up with the reflected colors: white, pink, green, blue, red. Every time I though that the show had completed its finally, another set of explosions took off. The show ended around midnight, with the Venetian skies raining paper from the fireworks. It was amazing.
**Part II coming soon!!